There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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