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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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