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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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