- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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