- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

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