A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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LIFE :(

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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