Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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No, Trinidad.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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