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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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