What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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