- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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