How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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how did the man die he didnt

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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