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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

what happens every day? People die

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Who is big and stupid My brother

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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