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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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