A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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boobs.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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shauns beautiful

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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