- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

I pooped.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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