Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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