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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Grammer is very important

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Me Neither.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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melon

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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