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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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