- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Oh...okay, good.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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