Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

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