Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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knock knock

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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