- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

Trashcan!

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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