- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Nickelback

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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