What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What's big and messy? A big mess

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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