How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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