Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Donald Trump

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

you lose.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Queens Park rangers

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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