Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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a man said hi.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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