A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

You just read this ..

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Grammer is very important

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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