- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Knock knock Come in

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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