- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Well, there's one way...

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Women's rights.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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