- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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