Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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I would rape her

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Penis

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Dusters blow stuff.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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