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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Womens' sports

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

Your wife died during the delivery.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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