- Anti Joke

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright