- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A possesed goat: "moo"

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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