- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Get in the car.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

School

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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