You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

I have aids

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

to get to the other side.

There's a car about to hit me.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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