- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Get off my porch.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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