If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Why does life suck? Because it does

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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