Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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