A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Adele walks into the stables

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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this is not a joke. jks

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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