Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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brainfart

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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bees knees

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Hi what I lug you

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Anti Joke

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