A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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