Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

whats 69+2? 71

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

I'm sn otter

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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