Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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fduck

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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try slamming a revolving door

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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