Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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