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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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42, that is all

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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