A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

a jew walks out of a furnace

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

An irish man walks out of a bar

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

your social life.

willie revilame

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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