- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

There was an american man on the way to work.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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