Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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He walked in a bar

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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