What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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