Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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How old are you? 20

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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