- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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