- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a nigger.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

What's big and white?

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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