Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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DERP

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A man walks into a bar.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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