the love boat

like most people my age. im 27

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Kathy Griffin.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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