- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

i dont like attention whores lol

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

women's rights

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

The Detroit Lions

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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