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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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