Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Women's rights

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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HEY!

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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The Game

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Anti Joke

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