What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

I told you it would happen

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

what do you call gingers ugly.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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