- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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