Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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YO FACE

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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all these jokes suck ass

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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Canadians

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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