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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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canaan and mallory

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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