Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What is the meaning of life? 42

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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