- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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