how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Republicans

book 'em danno

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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