What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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What's the difference between a duck

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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