- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Oh...okay, good.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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