What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Justin Bieber.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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