Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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