There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

A woman leaves the kitchen.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Pinus Testicles

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Knock Knock Go Away

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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