- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

hey, my names mark.

Justin's hair

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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