- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

whats a dick a dick

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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