- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

squirrels with massive bonerss

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Your mom.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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