- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

you and your family will die tonight

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

I was born.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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