- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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