- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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donald................duck for president

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

knock knock get lost!

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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