1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

My life :(

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Black People.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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