What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Anti Joke

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