Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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boo

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Knock, Knock ...

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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