- Anti Joke

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Vagina.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.