The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Yes!

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