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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Anti Joke

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