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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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