what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than 68 69

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Cancer

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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