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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

i lost the game

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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