- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Psychics.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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