call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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WHAT????

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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