What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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