How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Mormons having fun.

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bryden is a faggot

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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