- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Dylan is gay

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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