- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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