- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

One time I masturbated by myself

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

baby seal walks into a club

im a dragon, no im not

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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