So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

There was an american man on the way to work.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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