Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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