- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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