What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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The Detroit Lions

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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