Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Knock Knock *opens the door*

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What's 9 + 10 19

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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