- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Dylan is a person

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Once upon a time, The end.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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