What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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